A quick, light-hearted look at today's gossip.
'Arry Redknapp is looking at a cut price deal for Blackburn star Junior Holliet.
Arsenal are lining up a similar move for the winger as the North London rivals do battle yet again.
Liverpool are the latest in a long line of clubs hoping to sign Oliver Giroud, if the Frenchman doesn't seal a big money move this summer then it will be a miracle.
Ipswich are hoping to sign Villa keeper Brad Guzan on-loan, a player probably too good for the Championship, but he has Shay Given blocking his route to the first team.
Arsene Wenger says the club will do 'Anything possible' to keep Robin Van Persie at the Emirates. Something Gunner fans won't beleive until he actually signs a new deal.
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